I'm Getting Fat!!!

So those of you that know me really well, know that I LOVE beer... almost as much as I love my kids...ok not really but lets pretend... anyway, I am starting to get the impression that my body doesn't love beer as much as I do... Maybe its cause I am getting older and my body isn't like it once was but today after I got dressed for work, I looked in the mirror and I saw fat... Now I know that a lot of you are going to think I am crazy but this is serious... I am not saying that I am some enormous pig but I have definitly put on the weight... My pants were very tight too... Like I should probably have a size bigger!!! That is how much weight I have put on. AND... a few weeks back, I was in the kitchen with my mother and she patted my belly and said "Ah... look at your little mini keg" ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! I am getting a beer belly.... This is not good friends, this is serious!!! This morning when I couldn't get my pants on, (and I need to mention that I was back into my pants four days after I delivered both kids and now I cant even get them on and I have no excuse) you should have heard me frantically yell for my grandma.... Then being the little sweetheart that she is, she just giggles and tells me that I should lay off the beer!!! I felt like an alcoholic!!! I mean I love my beer but I don't drink it everyday.... and I am far from an alcoholic!!! So I have decided that I am going to lose all of this excess weight before the summer. I know that probably isn't realistic but I really need to do it.... So I will keep you all posted and let you know how it is going. I refuse to wear jeans until then LOL ha ha ok maybe not!!! Wish me luck.... They have low calorie beer right???